Short and Sweet (but right to the point)

Welp! I really hate that my first blog of the New Year is somewhat on a negative note, but oh well! It is what IT is!

For as long as I can remember, I’ve always had a gang of male friends. And I do mean a gang! It’s like I gravitate towards men for friendship. I’ve made the following statement a million times and I’ll make for the millionth and one time, I DO NOT LIKE WOMEN! From their attitudes, to their need to fit in with other women, to some of their voices! GAH!!!! I can’t keep women as friends and I’m cool with that. Like now, there are a few chicks that I’ll hang out with, but even then I get tired of them. (*sighs) After the second day of seeing them, I’m thinking, “Okay you can go away now. Thanks”. I know what you’re thinking; it’s natural to get tired of your friends sometimes. And you, my dear, are absolutely correct. But this only happens with my female friends or associates if you want to get technical. I could sit in a room full of men and endure that madness all day and all night! I’ve come up with the following reasons for not really getting along with women. Reason one: I don’t trust a woman as far as I can throw one. I haven’t directly figured out the source behind my lack of trust in women, but I believe by a huge margin that a man can definitely be trusted more than a woman. (You can give me the side eye all you want for that comment) Reason two: Women are clingy and clique-ish. I don’t want to hang out with you every second of every day, and I don’t want to talk to you on the phone PERIOD! I’m not down for all the female bonding, unless there is liquor and food involved. Please believe me when I say, I’m just there for those two. Reason three: women are way too emotional for me to deal with. I’m an emotional person, and I have enough to deal with on my own, I don’t really want to hear your problems all day long. GAH! Lastly, reason four: I just feel more comfortable around a man. Some people would tell me that it’s unhealthy to not want to have a friendship with someone of the same sex and to those people I say….GET BENT! It’s not healthy for me to have a friendship with someone I don’t trust and am willing to bet a small amount of money that they don’t trust me either. And I wouldn’t blame them, cause nine times out of ten they get on my nerves any way.